The above image is a reimaging of PORTLANDTOWN as a retro-horror movie. I started with the cover art, removed the text, and then covered it with over-the-top silliness. I like it. Don’t go looking for it on Netflix, however. Try a bookstore.

Welcome to PORTLANDTOWN

The actual cover of the novel.

Howdy! My name is Rob DeBorde. I’m a writer. This particular parcel of pixelated real estate happens to be the website I threw together while pretending to do my job (that writer thing). Sorry if it seems a bit prickly here and there. All typos, glitches, and fractured links are my own.

So . . . if you’re interested in the daily rantings of a modestly talented writer of fiction and fish recipes feel free to check out the Zombie Clambake. It’s a blog but the name makes it sound more menacing, albeit in a silly way. You can also find me on Facebook and Twitter and occasionally right here updating the various buttons and whatnot. I don’t get out much.

Anyway . . . thanks for stopping by. Cheers!

Wanna Play Zombie Dress Up?

Maybe it is a little odd for an author to be pimpin’ t-shirts, but then I really like pretending I’m still a graphic designer when I’m not writing. And what better way to share my madness than by spreading the sickness online via a few zombie themed t-shirts, hoodies, stickers, and other assorted merchandise. To that end, the curious can visit my little corner of the apparel world via Red Bubble.

Yes, a few of the designs are Portlandtown related. In the future, there will be more. That’s just the way I roll.

Protect Your Brainz!

Don’t get caught out in the Zombie Apocalypse without some protection for your brain. These stylin’ embroidered hats are just what you need to keep your grey matters intact. No, seriously. No self-respecting zombie would dare bite into such a fine piece of contemporary sportswear. Probably. Plus I like hats, so...more fun for me (and you). Red Bubble doesn’t do hats so you can find these puppies over at Zazzle.